The Elven Brideby Sheena McNeilReviews may contain information that could be considered 'spoilers'. Readers should proceed at their own risk. Studio
Credits Grade: 6 Kenji, a human, and Milfa, an elf, have just tied the knot despite the disaproval of both species. Their main problem though is not the discrimination from others, but the physical barrier between the two of them. Elves an humans are physically different in such a way as to make sexual intercourse basically impossible. To resolve this problem, Kenji goes in search of the ultimate lubricant: "Harpy Ooze"!Cutesy is the best word to describe The Elven Bride. The plot is simple, Kenji and Milfa are ready to try anything to consumate their marriage. They are a sweet and wholesome couple (a rarity in most hentai), that you can't help but pity. It is also rather humerous, especially when it comes to how hard Milfa tries to appease her husband despite her own embarrassment. And they have the cutest pet hydra! I think my favorite part was when, upon failing to consumate, he flips her over to examine her and exclaims "It's so tiny! It's half the size of a human one!" Maybe they should have looked into this before now. The Elven Bride is definately softcore as most of what is shown is upper body nudity and butt shots. However, it's quite clear what is being done. It's more about the problem with trying to have sex than the sex itself. For the most part, the music is forgettable, but sometimes Kenji does something that requires hero music which definately adds to the humor. Overall, The Elven Bride is cutesy with its approach to the situation, but if you're looking for something a little more hardcore for adult entertainment, you might want to look elsewhere. Written: April 28, 2002
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